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Last caption at 05:42 AM / The current time is 09:41 AM
Capped at Fri 05:42 AM.Tommys_Dad
Here snipe!
Capped at Fri 05:17 AM.pekejebe
Thirty Harveys agree. It is good to get out in the fresh air. *cough choke gasp*
Capped at Fri 03:21 AM.LibTard
"I'm voting for Biden because he'll destroy white privilege." - "But his crack-head son, making millions/year off his father's name/influence, is the very definition of white privilege." #ThinkAboutIt
Capped at Fri 02:15 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Don't move a muscle. Ya never know, that might be a ninja squirrel."
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Capped at Fri 01:14 AM.flavio   
Oh wait! This is my jam. It's Peter Paul and Mary singing "If I Had A Haggis"
Capped at Fri 01:13 AM.flavio   
We put the "ass" in Embassy! Now on to our feature picture "She Swims in the Water Supply"
Capped at Fri 01:11 AM.flavio   
I got your Trick or Treat right here you demon spawn!
Capped at Fri 01:08 AM.flavio   
The day the Pecker Checker came to town
Capped at Fri 01:07 AM.flavio   
Cyanide taste tester for January 20, 2021
Capped at Thu 10:33 PM.pekejebe
Any more haggis?
Capped at Thu 10:27 PM.pekejebe
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Bonanza hamburger today.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:20 PM.pekejebe
But, he only had a small plate of haggis.
Capped at Thu 10:11 PM.LibTard
"I love renewable Greene technology. Why, batteries even power my cart, right?" #VoteDemForDepression #VoteRepForRecovery
Capped at Thu 09:33 PM.LibTard
"The newspaper says libtards will be out for blood if Trump somehow interferes with counting the all the votes." - "But not if Dems try to overturn the election again?" #WillCivilWar2Make'emHappy?
1 vote
Capped at Thu 09:17 PM.Tommys_Dad
Well substandard split screen technology, it's just you and me now...
Capped at Thu 08:40 PM.LibTard
"You're w/ the Washington Press Core. Why are y'all so in the tank for Biden?" - "Simple, really. Dems throw the best parties & we want to stay on the invite list. Can't w8 4 Hunter's next Blow out."
1 vote
Capped at Thu 06:59 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"I can't believe I married an android." / "How else did you think I made it vibrate?"
Capped at Thu 06:35 PM.Tommys_Dad
Petey the bus says, Don't I look purdee?
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