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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:
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4 votes
Capped at Thu 05:00 PM.amjoan
Yessir, it is a sad state of affairs when political captions dominate this once fun caption site.
3 votes
Capped at Fri 10:25 PM.amjoan
Dear Inventing Situations: Yessir, it is a sad state of affairs when political captions dominate this once fun caption site.
3 votes
Capped at Thu 06:23 PM.flavio   
The name's Greg White, rhymes with egg white, get the yolk?
3 votes
Capped at Thu 04:08 PM.Tommys_Dad
That exquisite, tingly painful moment when Mistress Tsunade contemplates your "punishment".
2 votes
Capped at Sat 03:41 AM.Tommys_Dad
That Haggis Of The Month subscription seemed like a good idea at the time...
2 votes
Capped at Fri 01:46 PM.Thumbnail
Gasp. They have pictures of me in the pool doing the unspeakable.
2 votes
Capped at Fri 06:27 AM.Tommys_Dad
When I light the bag, *you* ring the doorbell, got it?
2 votes
Capped at Thu 07:40 PM.flavio   
If I make an Arne Saknussemm joke will anybody get it?
2 votes
Capped at Thu 12:30 PM.flavio   
I don't see any damn cakes! You sure this is MacArthur Park?
1 vote
Capped at Sat 02:54 AM.AlienInvastionFleet
"Put out that damned cigarette!"
1 vote
Capped at Sat 01:47 AM.flavio   
Meemaw flashes the paper boy
1 vote
Capped at Sat 12:14 AM.Tommys_Dad
Remember, only YOU can END HOTALING.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:18 PM.flavio   
I can has Easter Peeps?
1 vote
Capped at Fri 02:31 PM.Tommys_Dad
Alright already, don't rush me. And just who is this Sherry babe anyway?
1 vote
Capped at Fri 01:44 PM.Thumbnail
Any you gals wanna get the Singapore Dance Troupe back together?
1 vote
Capped at Fri 02:24 AM.flavio   
Do you put out on the first date?
1 vote
Capped at Fri 12:29 AM.Tommys_Dad
Belatedly, flavio realized Arne Saknussemm was't fond of Arne Saknussemm jokes.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 12:20 AM.cambria36   
Discovers his lifes-work with devotion.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:51 PM.Thumbnail
This better be important, I was about to bathe Meemaw.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:47 PM.Thumbnail
If I do this, will you chuckle at my Arne Saknussemm joke.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 09:16 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"Excuse me, sir. But, this is a black tie event." / "Is there something wrong with the black tie I'm wearing?"
1 vote
Capped at Thu 12:29 PM.flavio   
Hold on, I'm getting signals from Rigel 7
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:13 AM.Thumbnail
Chlorinated Clark Bar?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.