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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:
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4 votes
Capped at Wed 08:54 PM.indigo
When I see LibTard's posts, I ignore them. Political captions have no place here. They don't make sense.
3 votes
Capped at Thu 03:04 AM.Tommys_Dad
So, flavio, ready to go again? Flavio?
3 votes
Capped at Thu 02:51 AM.flavio   
Oh yes that's me. I cap under the name "Cus Tard" and make cutting remarks about the dessert industry
2 votes
Capped at Thu 02:50 AM.KtmaMst3k
of political captions. Up next on Channel 6, watching people score good parking spaces in parking lots. It's just as funny.
2 votes
Capped at Wed 11:01 PM.Thumbnail
It applies the ointment in a circular, vibrating motion.
2 votes
Capped at Wed 08:03 PM.Thumbnail
You wait here while I go see if I am home.
2 votes
Capped at Wed 12:02 AM.Tsunade   
[Insert Out in the Rain Cap here]
2 votes
Capped at Tue 11:53 PM.pekejebe
We tried, but it won't go away. Hotaling is here to stay.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 11:17 PM.HtomSirveaux
That's perfect, Fred. Just stand in that exact position so we can watch the football game.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 03:58 PM.Tommys_Dad
How to keep a political capper happily entertained for hours. Turn over.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 05:03 AM.Tommys_Dad
Uh-oh, here come the Nanites and man, are they pissed.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 05:01 AM.Tommys_Dad
*Sigh* Today's lunch money, enjoy.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 04:59 AM.Tommys_Dad
Meh, they're twins; if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal. (Not enough room for the whole joke.)
1 vote
Capped at Thu 04:56 AM.Tommys_Dad
Well, there go the villagers; wouldn't wanna be in that political capper's shoes now, no siree Bob.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 03:09 AM.KtmaMst3k
Oh come on now. Bears don't read scripts.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 03:01 AM.KtmaMst3k
Push Hans! I am pushing Franz. It's a super baby finger!
1 vote
Capped at Thu 01:51 AM.Tommys_Dad
Where will you be when Visible Fart Syndrome strikes?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 10:19 PM.Tommys_Dad
This new technology enables technicians at Inventing Situations to administer harmless electric shocks to cappers who vote for their own ca- *Bzorch* GAA!
1 vote
Capped at Wed 10:08 PM.Tommys_Dad
STOP THAT REFRIGERATOR!
1 vote
Capped at Wed 10:05 PM.Tommys_Dad
oO(Once, just once, I'd like to get to spend my lunch money on lunch.)
1 vote
Capped at Wed 07:45 PM.cambria36   
His bowel movement damn near killed him.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 04:56 PM.LibTard
Take this, Wonder Woman! / ooo - Yes, please!
1 vote
Capped at Wed 04:51 PM.LibTard
Who is Superman? The Shadow knows...and his pet snake Vormie.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 03:39 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Is your refrigerator running?"
1 vote
Capped at Wed 01:51 PM.flavio   
What does the fox say?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 05:54 AM.Tommys_Dad
Um... 17?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 05:03 AM.Tommys_Dad
In retrospect, locating the daycare center adjacent to the dingo ranch was a tactical blunder.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 05:02 AM.KtmaMst3k
ONE on HOTALING? The entire shelf behind me IS HOTALING!
1 vote
Capped at Wed 04:50 AM.Tommys_Dad
Got one on HOTALING?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 04:16 AM.Tommys_Dad
Got any Crab Dew?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 03:58 AM.KtmaMst3k
We only have Mountain Dew, or Crab Juice. What would you like?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 03:50 AM.KtmaMst3k
*Spittoon Sound* Say Andy, have you ever been to Texas 2? I hear they have an Alamo there that has a basement.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 03:49 AM.flavio   
I'm Sirloin, he's T Bone
1 vote
Capped at Wed 03:40 AM.KtmaMst3k
Back when America had 3 Texas'.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 11:15 PM.HtomSirveaux
Where will you be when your explosive diarrhea strikes?
1 vote
Capped at Tue 11:06 PM.HtomSirveaux
Knock, knock! Who's there? Uphill. Uphill who? Uphill will take your headache away!
1 vote
Capped at Tue 11:01 PM.HtomSirveaux
Is Mr. Freely there? Who? Freely, first initials I. P. Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I. P. Freely!
1 vote
Capped at Tue 10:22 PM.Thumbnail
Dont point that at me unless you are truly happy to see me.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 08:14 PM.flavio   
In bed!
1 vote
Capped at Tue 08:13 PM.flavio   
Off his meds, the carpet appears to turn into writhing snakes
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.