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d_cat_chopraCareful where you point those, Jane! they might go off!
cambria36I think glasses may improve Rick's ability to bat.
deadwaitAs Robert groped the toy soldier,Mary knew it was back to match.com.
deadwait"Hey relax Bob...You know if you were dying, there'd be some kinda sign!"
Gamecreature "You must choose...but choose wisely."
Gamecreature "Better get that horse's carborator checked - it's burning oil!"
SansSerif This is not time for ironing, Bob! We're splitting the atom here!
River_BlueThe horror of Albert's nudie self-photo tie freezes Margaret in position.
LarryNot all the Von Trapp's made it across the border. Some stayed behind and started their own Chuck E. Cheese franchise.
cambria36See? Didn't I warn you that you wouldn't like the taste of crickets?
deadwaitOnly a few brave souls were able to tear themselves away from C-SPAN 2's Booknotes.
MSTieActually, in the 1970s, everything really was brown.
d_cat_chopraLuna Lovegood was kinda crazy for bike tires.
d_cat_chopraGeeze! It sucks to be a guy these days, you know?
MSTieI always czech my mirrors before backing the car out of the garage.
YibbleGuyClever of Osama bin Laden--all these years, he's been hiding in a Georges Seurat painting.
YibbleGuyStately Open-Boxes-Of-Chinese-Takeout Palace.
McFrenzyOn the brightside, it's a bear market.
deadwaitThe brain says Nooo but the Whiskey says Aww Hell Yeah!
rickubis No, no, no. We need boxers to help wrap the christmas gifts. Send these guys home.
Gamecreature Another happy customer for the Ernest Hemingway dating service.
McFrenzyMaybe if I enlarge the canyon and call it grand, more tourists will show up.
SansSerif Saddam's unseated statue now resides as a lightning rod on the Coast Guard ship USS Woody Allen
Forkboy"Are you lookin' at me bum? Cheeky Monkey!" (Hey, Gerson!)
GersonK "Badges? Sure, I could use a few."
