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hours as picked by the cappers:
|My Picks|indigoWhen I see LibTard's posts, I ignore them. Political captions have no place here. They don't make sense.
Tommys_DadSo, flavio, ready to go again? Flavio?
flavio Oh yes that's me. I cap under the name "Cus Tard" and make cutting remarks about the dessert industry
KtmaMst3kof political captions. Up next on Channel 6, watching people score good parking spaces in parking lots. It's just as funny.
ThumbnailIt applies the ointment in a circular, vibrating motion.
ThumbnailYou wait here while I go see if I am home.
Tsunade [Insert Out in the Rain Cap here]
pekejebeWe tried, but it won't go away. Hotaling is here to stay.
HtomSirveauxThat's perfect, Fred. Just stand in that exact position so we can watch the football game.
Tommys_DadHow to keep a political capper happily entertained for hours. Turn over.
Tommys_DadUh-oh, here come the Nanites and man, are they pissed.
Tommys_Dad*Sigh* Today's lunch money, enjoy.
Tommys_DadMeh, they're twins; if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal. (Not enough room for the whole joke.)
Tommys_DadWell, there go the villagers; wouldn't wanna be in that political capper's shoes now, no siree Bob.
KtmaMst3kOh come on now. Bears don't read scripts.
KtmaMst3kPush Hans! I am pushing Franz. It's a super baby finger!
Tommys_DadWhere will you be when Visible Fart Syndrome strikes?
Tommys_DadThis new technology enables technicians at Inventing Situations to administer harmless electric shocks to cappers who vote for their own ca- *Bzorch* GAA!
Tommys_DadSTOP THAT REFRIGERATOR!
Tommys_DadoO(Once, just once, I'd like to get to spend my lunch money on lunch.)
cambria36 His bowel movement damn near killed him.
LibTardTake this, Wonder Woman! / ooo - Yes, please!
LibTardWho is Superman? The Shadow knows...and his pet snake Vormie.
Tommys_Dad"Is your refrigerator running?"
flavio What does the fox say?
Tommys_DadIn retrospect, locating the daycare center adjacent to the dingo ranch was a tactical blunder.
KtmaMst3kONE on HOTALING? The entire shelf behind me IS HOTALING!
Tommys_DadGot one on HOTALING?
Tommys_DadGot any Crab Dew?
KtmaMst3kWe only have Mountain Dew, or Crab Juice. What would you like?
KtmaMst3k*Spittoon Sound* Say Andy, have you ever been to Texas 2? I hear they have an Alamo there that has a basement.
flavio I'm Sirloin, he's T Bone
KtmaMst3kBack when America had 3 Texas'.
HtomSirveauxWhere will you be when your explosive diarrhea strikes?
HtomSirveauxKnock, knock! Who's there? Uphill. Uphill who? Uphill will take your headache away!
HtomSirveauxIs Mr. Freely there? Who? Freely, first initials I. P. Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I. P. Freely!
ThumbnailDont point that at me unless you are truly happy to see me.
flavio In bed!
flavio Off his meds, the carpet appears to turn into writhing snakes
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.