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Capped at Thu 07:37 PM.pekejebe
Raccoons prefer evenings.
Capped at Thu 07:02 PM.Tommys_Dad
Early versions of the Etch-A-Sketch were somewhat complicated.
Capped at Thu 06:13 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Thanks, but I don't *want* to join a dance troupe and go to Singapore."
Capped at Thu 06:03 PM.Tommys_Dad
"DON'T GO, IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
Capped at Thu 03:24 PM.cambria36   
Some judges are more dramatic than others.
Capped at Thu 03:24 PM.cambria36   
Constipation is a terrible thing to waste.
Capped at Thu 02:50 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Whaddaya mean good luck? Who's counting on me? And who the hell are you?"
1 vote
Capped at Thu 02:46 PM.Tommys_Dad
"If ya wanna marry my daughter, pull my finger..." *Crickets*
1 vote
Capped at Thu 02:44 PM.Tommys_Dad
The pellet that is poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle holds the brew that is true. Good luck.
Capped at Thu 02:05 PM.Tommys_Dad
The Great Tab War of 1936.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 01:09 PM.cambria36   
My glasses never seemed to work at 3-D movies.
Capped at Thu 10:24 AM.Thumbnail
No army will block my access to the Brady Bunch staircase!
Capped at Thu 10:21 AM.Thumbnail
Know Your Escape Routes
Capped at Thu 10:18 AM.Thumbnail
Thats odd, I thought my Ken Burns video collection would get her to stay.
Capped at Thu 01:48 AM.Tommys_Dad
It's kickin' in.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 01:29 AM.Tommys_Dad
Ah, that must be where Cambria keeps his phones.
Capped at Thu 01:05 AM.pekejebe
I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle...
1 vote
Capped at Wed 11:47 PM.flavio   
Forget the cake, someone left the bird out in the heat
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.