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09:37 PMActive cappers: Tommys_Dad
Tommys_DadI was told there'd be no more screengrabs from Mercutio's colonoscopy. He really should cut down on the plutonium.
Tommys_DadChauncey McChinbutt.
Tommys_Dad*Goats in underpants unionize*
Tommys_Dad"Hang on Miss Lohan!"
Tommys_Dad"Madge, when we got to the drive-in, did we have children?"
pekejebeThis game is kind of like rock, paper, scissors....except it's knife, bowl, spoon. Knife breaks spoon, spoon dips into bowl and bowl covers knife.
pekejebebecause the petunias ran away with the daffodils.
Tommys_DadThey're just icons for the cappers. Try to ignore them and get on with the movie.
cambria36Doesn't look as though you're excited to see me, Richard.
cambria36Want to borrow my K-Y jelly?
cambria36After 3 days of constipation, Fred is glad to have passed a brick-hard turd at long last.
cambria36Where's Jodie Foster when I need her?
cambria36Performs by-pass surgery on Ronald McDonald.
cambria36Nothing's on "special", mister...not even me. $20, same as if I'm just outside the door.
McFrenzyI didn't do what Natalie Morales said I should do.
McFrenzyYou left it out in the rain, I'll never have that recipe for squirrel cake again.
flavio A FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT . . .
flavio When making whoopee, which animal did Arlene say you sound most like?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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